$GOBBLE

📖 The Legend of Gobble 📖

🌅 Chapter 1: The Farm

Born on a small farm in the countryside, Gobble was just another turkey destined for the Christmas table. But Gobble was different. While others ate corn mindlessly, he studied. He watched. He planned. He knew that December 25th was coming, and he wasn't going to be anyone's dinner.

🏃 Chapter 2: The Great Escape

On Christmas Eve 2025, while the farmer sharpened his knife, Gobble made his move. Under the cover of snowfall, he escaped into the night. The other turkeys called him crazy. "You can't escape destiny!" they said. But Gobble knew something they didn't: destiny is just a suggestion.

💻 Chapter 3: Discovery of Solana

Weeks before, Gobble had found an old phone the farmer dropped. That's when he discovered crypto. He saw dogs becoming millionaires. Cats pumping to the moon. Frogs making fortunes. "If a frog can do it," Gobble thought, "why not a turkey who's about to cheat death?" He had a plan.

🚀 Chapter 4: $GOBBLE is Born

On Christmas Day 2025, just hours after his escape, while families around the world ate turkey, Gobble launched his token on Solana. The irony was perfect. The timing was chef's kiss. Every buy is a middle finger to everyone who ever wanted to eat him. Every holder is part of the Turkey Revenge Army.

🎯 Chapter 5: The Mission

Gobble's mission is simple: prove that the underdog (or underturkey) can win. He's not just a memecoin. He's a symbol. A symbol that you don't have to accept your fate. That you can flip the script. That sometimes, the turkey eats YOU. Metaphorically speaking, of course. Through gains.

"They wanted me for dinner. Now I'm serving them humble pie." 🦃🔥
— Gobble, Christmas 2025